Moonlit Devotion: A Paladin’s Harem

First Dev,

If you’re GOING to insist on screwing the MC over – at least give the audience CHOICES about HOW BADLY! (The noble bitch DID NOT need a fucking “son” to get involved = YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING LET ME FIGHT THE DAMNED GUARD > and you blew everything up anyway so what the bloody hell was the POINT?!?)

> You really want to play with Paladin semantics; Let me BEND the drunken witch over a barrel against the wall, in an alley after I drag her there (and I don’t care if the “main girls” that YOU DECIDED are “main” girls – without ANY player input at all involved as yet, get to watch me BREED her dumb ass) THEN you have a fucking CRIME. You would also have a credible Dark or “Fallen” path. There’s MORE THAN ONE TYPE OF FUCKING PALADIN AND YOU KNOW THAT OR YOU WOULDN’T BE BOTHERING WITH VLAD AS A CHARACTER!!!

> If the “Goddess” is going to be a character – DO NOT Ask the AUDIENCE a question you’re NOT willing to LET ME FUCKING ANSWER!

> You have a CORE story you want to tell = fine. YOU being the one to DECIDE how everything goes when you’re DUMB ENOUGH TO ASK US QUESTIONS to start with, LESS FINE. [Player. Fucking. Choice! >.< ]

> Thet cat twins – one did not have to start out an outright ASSHAT to MC. That ISN’T going to make her more endearing to 90% of players, bud. So right off you have two people in a harem game that frankly DON’T need to be. When the harem hasn’t even been established because: WHO GETS INTO IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CORE OF PLAYER CHOICE! You know, the ENTIRE fucking point of this goddamned genre?

Just for the unnecessary fight scene that was GOING to be punitive to the player for NO GOOD REASON before you decided to be a DICK regardless and just nope out of it (because it’s a freaking CORNER you DON’T need to write the MC into way too damned early for him to have any leverage in political power or allies that would help him get out of it) You could straight up BITE ME. You NEVER need to be that heavy handed in your writing.

For the lack of ANY actual choice about who and how you want your character to be, or who you’d want them to be INVOLVED with: Bite me.

For the fact I doubt very highly you’re going to NOT do your best to continually screw him over just so you can justify some bullshit psuedo racism crap (Cat girls are an ACTUAL different race – so at least there’s that) There’s NO GOOD reason to call MC MIXED BLOOD when you haven’t shared that he ACTUALLY IS! You put him in a furball family; so what? You gave him a fucking medallion to be “mysterious” and a DEAD Best Girl already… tells us NOTHING. We DON’T know what his bloodline is – for all we know he could be an abandoned/orphaned PRINCE you twit. You calling him MIXED Blood is an ASSUMPTION that shares YOU don’t know how to PROPERLY convey information to your audience > or you’re making the opponent an unnecessary/uncouth arse. (Which he shouldn’t be if he IS at all NOBLE – and Noble ISN’T Royal – it’s DISTANTLY TIED TO ROYAL BY BLOOD. You can be a BARONET and still be called fucking “Noble,” Idiot. By the way, a baronet would be as far as any COMMONER made knight could rise. Because every HIGHER tier title is only granted by the crown, to their actual family. Usually cousins, neices and nephews. If not spare Princes/Princess’. You would also call a Noble Milord/Milady, or my liege (as a Lord; liegelord is a thing) Not Your Highness and NOT Majesty. That IS a title specifically for Royals, and a noble would be punished by the crown for using it improperly (first vocally, and perhaps otherwise if continued) >.<

> Kill me once; fair enough. Heavy handed, but if there are gods in D&D – it’s your call to be STUPID. Kill me twice = Now you have a problem. Especially in the harem genre and when there are GODS & Resurrection spells available. And actual paladins have fucking HEALING/Holy powers… This is your ONE warning.

Try this bullshit twice, and I’m done.