The King Commands! ~Knocking Up Everyone In The Royal Court!

Be warned; in the actual LORE of this game – the main character has a lifespan of about 8 to 10 years… They will DIE before they are even old enough to get past the Are you 18+ Warning these games always post.

= Dev: Fix this. This is NOT acceptable. Worse that you could make the lifespan 50 years and it would STILL count as a “shortened” lifespan. You CANNOT get to the “immortal” skill block if you can ONLY MOVE ONE TIME A DAY… and there are assholes that WILL randomly attack you; because you CAN’T make money. You CAN’T build Facilities to HELP you build stats without 2 ACTION POINTS (which is YOU being a prick to the player Dev…) and getting to the first block that will give you action points costs like 500 knowledge. Which you won’t know on your first run. You may not even work out how to get there on your third. There are also only TWO blocks that give you ONE action point each. So the best you can do is 3 actions per day… and again I remind you canonically cannot live past 12 years old. Wherein it wasn’t that many days I played from the start of 6 years old, until I got to 8 years old. The game is RIDICULOUSLY short. {Even better – there’s an option to Shorten your lifespan even further; and make the game that much HARDER… for basically fuck all good reason}

++ If the POINT of the game was getting to be “Immortal” to break the curse – you could’ve just started the fuckwit off as a demigod, to give some means to RESIST the freaking curse and have enough TIME to get to the point where he might manage to actually BREAK the fucking curse! How the fuck you think anyone’s gonna make a Harem out of this when they might not even live long enough to breed ONE woman, and won’t be able to afford to maintain their rule if they go for THREE, I do not know.

= There is NO POINT in playing this. The animations are outright terrible. There’s exactly ONE body type for the women and it’s COW TITS. The “pregnancy” is instant, and means nothing but DETRIMENT to the actual MANAGEMENT content – and as far as I played doesn’t even chain into BEING the new main character. [That one I’m less sure of; I stopped playing and deleted the game about when I started getting attacked by BARBARIANS at every freaking rest turn. Because again; I literally COULD NOT actually build any facilities to help me STOP them!!!]

Dev: By the time anyone got NEAR the idea of being “Immortal” in your game – they’re going to be bored out of their mind, or pissed off to the point the “Lewd” content won’t even matter anymore, TRYING to get to it. Jesus.

To anyone thinking of giving this a shot; unless you’re REALLY hard up for a management sim and REALLY a fan of that genre of game, don’t bother with this. It won’t be worth even half an hour of your time, or the time to download it. No matter how fast your internet is.