Realm Invader

Dude – first girl DOES NOT need to be a drunk misandric bitch who wears a BUTT PLUG at work > you may as well say of course I’M NOT a virgin… dumbass. (Now she’s at the very least not an ANAL virgin… because you’re a dumbshit that decided she shouldn’t be. For, reasons…)

Second: stop with the bullshit jokes – if you want to make a magic boy you let the PLAYER pick the powers, pick the spells and pick the fucking affinity (mark his ass as ACTUALLY THE SPECIAL!)

>> There was NO good reason to make him fuck around like a three year old, with a fork. And it does NOT make her more endearing to be PUNCHING HIM UNTIL HE MAKES HER HIT A FUCKING FRYING PAN. You absolute JACKASS.

If this is the best you’ve got – fuck failed routes: fuck failed states and absolutely fuck any sort of goddamned “minigame” bullshit > you ONLY make a harem. That’s it. That’s all. Fuck signing up to paetron or whatever to get a walkthrough it’s called CODE THE FUCKING RIGHT ANSWERS IN = because your “social cue” crap IS NOT NEARLY OBVIOUS ENOUGH AS TO WHAT THE BLOODY “RIGHT” ANSWER IS!!!

And no one’s gonna sign up to replay every choice your retarded ass renders JUST because you couldn’t be bothered to make one answer Green, One answer Red, and One answer the same white as usual. There’s also no point in this Ember bullshit if you’re not actually intending to make anything we CAN buy with it. Jesus…

It’s marked Harem. And by the way dipshit if you’re going to introduce magical slavery THAT SHOULD BE THE MC’S AFFINITY! (It shouldn’t be something the girls CAN resist; because that would absolutely be how you make up for being this level of ASSHOLE to your player base) Harem DOES NOT need fail states. There should NOT be a way to “fuck up.” It should be do you want to fuck this girl > do you want to BREED this bitch, or not?

>> How in the hell do you have so many tags and skip Pregnancy while including Harem?!? And just once. One fucking time – can we please NOT remotely fucking bloody mention “sex toys?” Not every girl likes them. Or will use them and they DO NOT belong in a game with the tag VIRGIN; BECAUSE YOU ASSHOLES ALWAYS FUCK THAT UP!

Also asshat – you do NOT get to take 800 embers from the player FOR THE PROMISE OF SEX; FOR WHATEVER BULLSHIT SCENE THAT WAS > when it’s THE FIRST FUCKING SEX SCENE IN THE GAME!!!

Do you WANT people to play the fucking thing or not? Because if you’re gonna be THAT level of dick – no one’s going to trust you the NEXT time you pull a scene with those two fucking UNNECESSARY PROSTITUTES!!! >. because with everything you’ve pulled UP to the point of those dumbshit prostitutes and useless THIEF; you haven’t shown me ANYTHING = Not. One. Fucking. Female. That is actually WORTH investing in.

Not Grace. Not Noelle. Not Chloe. Not Maya. Not the bound bitch in the scene where dumbfuck was still realizing he wasn’t in Kansas anymore. Not anyone. Period. And no, numbnuts: I DON’T give a shit what her reasons are – and if she KEPT the fucking embers or you LET her do so because you want the MC to be a cockless git forever > That’s on you. That DOES NOT endear me to her.

So now, if you pull anything else about refusing a sex scene or RIPPING AWAY CHOICES/POWER from the PLAYER; I will stop playing and then I will never download a damned thing you make. Ever again. You have been that much of an ignoramous about this premise. You DO NOT know how to design a decent harem – your jokes ARE malicious, not humorous and your girls might be rendered attractively but that doesn’t matter if the ONLY reason they’re in the game is to insult the fuck out of a POINTLESSLY USELESS MC. You can only cock tease so much before people get pissed off with you. Rightly.

So you can either get the fuck on with it and make EVERY FUCKING CHOICE EASY TO KNOW… or you as a developer and a human in general can take every flying leap of any cliff you want and go fuck yourself. Pick one.