No Internet: Offline Adventures of an Unremarkable Porn Addict
About No Internet: Offline Adventures of an Unremarkable Porn Addict
Three days without internet!? Almost impossible in this day and age, especially for the porn addicted. Remember VHS? DVD disks? When was the last time you used your imagination? Find ways to get off when the luxuries of today are unavailable.
Downloads
Confused about how the downloading works? Here is a handy guide
- Extract and run.
-50 new spank bank renders (5 sets, 10 images per set)
-Added “Victoria’s package” quest
-Ruby now has more dialog when buying coffee on day 3 prompting a fantasy
-60 new PC renders (3 sets, 20 images per set)
-20 new VHS renders (1 VHS added)
-Every character in the game now has a unique name color
-Notification text now highlights certain information in pink (quest and item names,vhs,dvd and spank bank names)
-The Inventory menu no longer draws the lists window if the list is empty
-The Quests menu no longer draws the lists window if the list is empty
-MC now identifies as he/him (no more gender neutral language)
-Suzie now likes yoga
-Garage sale man now says “girlfriend” instead of “wife”
-Updated the social media logos to their latest iterations
-Updated all location images
-Updated the NPC positions to make more sense with the new location images
-Removed all spank bank skins (now there’s only the default one)
-Updated Spank Bank default cave skin
-“Bathroom” in the cafe renamed to “Toilet”
-“Close Eyes” and “Open Eyes” button now in the same place
-The TV in the livingroom is now an overlay
Minimum
OS: Windows 7+ / macOS 10.10+ / Linux
CPU: Dual Core 1.5 GHz
RAM: 2 GB
GPU: Integrated Graphics
Storage: 642.0 MB
Recommended
OS: Windows 10+ / macOS 12+ / Linux
CPU: Dual Core 2.0 GHz
RAM: 4 GB
GPU: Any dedicated GPU
Storage: 642.0 MB
Love that I couldn’t find anything else like it, didn’t like not being able to go straight to unlocked content during gameplay. Could be the future format for delivering subscription content. 😀