
Isekai Paradise
About Isekai Paradise
Just after graduating college, your life wasn’t going so great… No job, no prospects, and then… a truck. Yep, you die in a car accident by a truck-kun. But instead of staying dead, you wake up in Evenralm, a fantasy world full of magic, monsters, and adventures just like manga or anime.
With a new lease on life, you’re ready to chase your wildest dream: becoming the Harem King and taking down the Demon Lord! Along the way, you’ll gather a diverse group of amazing women from all corners of Evenralm… Humans, elves, demons, dragons, and more to join you on your lewd adventure.
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- 25,000++ words
- 1554 rendered photos
- 539 animations (H-Scene)
- Added 6 H-Scene (Velera, Melfa, Vivianne, and Vega)
- Change Vega’s status (Main Character)
- Remove Chinese language (will add soon in the patch)
Minimum
OS: Windows 7+ / macOS 10.10+ / Linux
CPU: Dual Core 1.5 GHz
RAM: 2 GB
GPU: Integrated Graphics
Storage: 5.33 GB
Recommended
OS: Windows 10+ / macOS 12+ / Linux
CPU: Dual Core 2.0 GHz
RAM: 4 GB
GPU: Any dedicated GPU
Storage: 5.33 GB
This is a nice one, i love it.
Nice Character, cool Story and well written, thanks
You’re making the MC the “demon king” aren’t you…
It’s not hard to figure out. Some of us pay attention when we read. Especially several key points about 30 times in a row.
> There were 3 “Heroes” summoned; it’s meant to be two.
> MC is a dead soul isekai. He wasn’t “technically” called…
> You drop a DILDO (because it couldn’t just be he gets a random skill…) that is called Shard of The Orc King’s Dick (Orc King is said to be a DEMON LORD)
> There are seven shards; I hate chain quests about as much as fetch quests… but it does make at least a good reason to introduce new girls at every new realm… >.< and is a viable reason for MC to be “weaker” than the Heroes. [This does NOT absolve Lena from being in the fucking party/MC’s harem asshole… I’m warning you right now!] * She can be the hero that actually IS the hero; by having half a brain cell, and accepting her wants when she realizes that it DOESN’T matter WHAT MC is = It matters WHO he is at heart.
> You told us that if he keeps using Dark Aura, he will turn out like that deathknight giant.
> You told us the ACTUAL story; wherein the Demon Lord did work with the heroes, and GOT SCREWED OVER for it. [Vega was already a bitch once. If she does it twice when it counts = I won’t even care if she’s pregnant by MC, BECAUSE IT WAS FORCED, I want her DEAD!!!]
So, you are very likely aiming for a story of The Rising of The New Demon Lord. (Because Puns, and Reasons…)
MC HAD BETTER FUCKING GET VIVENNE AFTER THE BULLSHIT SCENE YOU JUST PULLED WITH VEGA (FUCK OFF SHE’S “OUT OF HIS LEAGUE!!!” That term DOES NOT EXIST for the absolute retardation you just pulled.
You did NOT give me the choice to straight up slit her fucking throat – there was NO ONE around to see it; NO ONE would know who killed the bitch, and there’s a nasty little rumor > so all he has to do is explode the damned building REGARDLESS and he’s free and fucking clear. THAT is how you make that bullshit up to the PLAYER. Asshat.
So yeah, Princess is Mandatory Wife who enables the Harem > or the goddess; and preferably BOTH! You don’t end it like that = it’s NOT “Paradise.” And if you make him dumb enough to deny when the princess wants him genuinely because you have maybe half a fucking brain cell… then NO ONE should have anything to do with your work ever again.
Lena – NOT negotiable.
> Vega DIES = NOT negotiable, can be a “noble” sacrifice; that is acceptable.
Princess Vivenne/Goddess/ BOTH!!! > NON NEGOTIABLE!
You DO NOT get to render Femdom scenes without tagging it so people can AVOID the damn game, and render women that attractive and just say Word of God says Fuck you Player. There is an amount of plot decision that you DO get to do, to make the story work… but if I wanted to NOT be able to choose who MC gets with in a harem game; I’d go read a fucking ROMANCE novel – because at least THEY’D BE BETTER WRITTEN!
Okay you absolute PRICK!!! > DO NOT DO FEMDOM BULLSHIT THE MC CANNOT GET OUT OF!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR
You dick! What the fuck makes you think I want a DAMNED THING to do with Vega now??? YOU do not get to choose to RAPE the MC with ANY of the fucking girls in game and then act like nothing happened or she should EVER be for ANY FUCKING REASON accepted into the party “because it’s a HAREM” DIPSHIT. >.< You have no fucking idea how much that pisses me off.
She better be someone I CAN refuse considering how many fucking IDIOTS have told me NOT to get “involved” with her > and you’re a COLOSSAL asshole for doing NO Player You Can’t Use your OP bullshit Magic THAT I GAVE YOU: BECAUSE I WANT THIS BITCH TO BE FEMDOM. FUCK OFF!!!
If you DON’T put this new girl Lena in MC’s party > you’re a massive DICK for introducing her to start with (The bet SHOULD have been; okay if I lose we can “break” the contracts… and if I win; Lena gets to be my slave, so long as she’s okay with it. Then you piss off because you’ll understand EXACTLY how the fucking contracts work…)
One million Gold Coins MC already should have. You haven’t exactly given a shit about money… which ALSO pisses me off by the way.
Okay asshole – the ONLY reason you had to have Lirael tell MC that Micro Peen DIDN’T touch her was because YOU were dumb enough to go there in the first place. You get ONE shot at that shit. Just one.
I don’t care what “threats” you want to make against Fiona > if you go there with ANYONE ELESE. For ANY reason; I will drop your game and never bother with any other shit you make. YOU. DO NOT. GIVE. A CHOICE. THAT IS NOT A FUCKING CHOICE!!!
I PICKED KILL HIS ASS TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THE GAME AND STOP BEING DANGEROUS TO WOMEN > IF A NOBLE HOUSE DOESN’T LIKE THAT THEN YOU MAKE MC PULL THE SAME BULLSHIT ON THEM THAT YOU BADLY REFERENCED WITH DIPSTICK KNOCKOFF!!! >.< You fucking Asshat!
One more chance. Fuck up just one more time with anything you write in this story, and I am done. That’s how badly what you DIDN’T need to write in SO many cases has pissed me off (an electric fan… That’s the best your dense ass can come up with to make money?!?)
After this shit and you SKIPPING 10 DAYS = Fiona had BETTER start being a LOT nicer to MC. Other than that there’s fuck all point to her being in the game. Because she’s been USELESS and an asshole so far. In that order.
Also dipshit = DO NOT suggest anything with Lirael if you are GOING TO NOT LET THE MC IMMEDIATELY BUY HER > YOU ARE BEING A DICK WHEN YOU DO THAT!!!
> You better NOT sell the elf to that “noble” asshole or I BETTER get to murder the unholy fuck out of his ass (and his dumb ass movie reference bodyguard…) BEFORE you fucking do ANYTHING sexual to her; if she’s NOT a virgin by the time your retarded ass actually lets the player have her = I will drop this damned game. Because it WON’T be an Isekai paradise and I fucking hate how many isekai authors cock tease NTR when they KNOW it’s JUST TO PISS THE AUDIENCE OFF!!! >.<
Dudem change the class to something OTHER that “Porter” (you’re being insanely PUNITIVE for no reason but making one of the girls YOU know we’re GOING to be fucking an absolute asshat to the person she’s GOING TO BE BEGGING TO BREED HER SOON ENOUGH… NOT. SMART!) ** Or let me roast her ass in fire until she gets the damned point not to threaten to kill MC… dickhead.
Also: IF you’re going to add a succubus; she’s IN the harem, if you’re going to pull monster girl/furry crap > They’re IN the harem, if you’re going to do demon hunter/princess BULLSHIT (they’d better fucking get IN the harem BEFORE YOU PISS ME OFF WITH NEEDLESS THREATS OR TRYING TO MAKE MC SIMP FOR THEIR DUMBASSES…) Otherwise there’s NO POINT to rendering them even moderately attractive. (Personality DOES count!!!) You don’t need a “Dere” of any sort (they can ALL fuck right off) and you damned straight don’t need ever monster race under the sun for “kink.” Cat girl, dog girl (I prefer wolf) and orc are standards. Maybe a giant/half giant > half troll that’s uniquely attractive… but even then most of you fuck up the muscle girls pretty damned hard by over doing it.
AND last: IF you’re gonna keep talking about getting pregnant > PULL. THE. DAMNED. TRIGGER. AND ADD IT TO THE FUCKING TAGS! [Do NOT cock tease about it – there will be a point the audience stops believing you, and you will lose subs for that]
it says patreon but the patreon content is still locked
Fucking stupid. Thats no game, its more a kinetic novel without any choices and without any choice with whom to fuck or not.