Haremwatch

First – IF you say there is character CUSTOMIZATION: Let ME pick my own damned powers! You can add whatever the fuck else as the GROUNDS for the experiment but what you have pulled with Paroh needs to STOP. Period.

Most people don’t play harems to be constantly insulted = Tsundere is ONLY acceptable if she BREAKS or MELTS. Quickly! And she DID NOT NEED TO BE MARRIED TO MERCY. IN ANY FUCKING WAY YOU DEFINE IT; JUST TO MAKE HER “CONFRONTATIONAL!”

= Let ME pick who the fuck actually gets INTO THE HAREM. Full stop. I don’t give a rat’s ass how “important” you think the character is – and IF she is all that bloody important have her own mother whoop her fucking ass until she falls in line with the goddamned program! – There is no universe in which this was “humorous.” What is is would be an abusive relationship. If you don’t understand that point I suggest you stop now.

There should have been an option to tell her to directly fuck off – and imply that means that Mercy is going to never have kids either: The fate of the fucking POPULACE depends on MC actually BREEDING THESE BITCHES = Ergo, NOT. ONE. OF. THEM. IS ALLOWED. TO BE. THAT OFF-PUTTING!!!!!

How. In the fuck is this a hard concept?

= And if you’re going to have that many stats to train a) No time management. At all. You let me train to MY heart’s content and FUCK the concept of moving time forward until I mechanically CHOOSE to move it forward. That way you’re not UNDERPOWERING the MAIN CHARACTER of your own fucking game and forcing a fail state for no reason.

b) Make damned sure that EVERY. FUCKING. STAT. IS LABELED AS TO WHERE YOU TRAIN IT AT. Because I guarantee you there are TOO MANY TO REMEMBER OFF HAND.

C) Implants = make them useful and grant powers/passives. Something that MAKES THE GAME EASY TO WIN. Either with the girls, or actual combat if you EVER intend to actually let the MC be in an RPG like I think you MIGHT be aiming for eventually. Which is another reason NOT to make Paroh so goddamned insulting when you state “try to comfort her” I TRIED to be nice to her [I prefer the fuck right off you psycho bitch path – and also WHY the fuck is her MOTHER showing me her pussy/tits. Why is there a woman put in the game that’s remotely above PROPER BREEDING AGE?!? If the focus of your fucking story hook is population recouperation; ALL of the women that are GOING to be in the harem SHOULD BE WITHIN THE ABILITY TO GET PREGNANT MORE THAN FUCKING ONCE, BY FLUKE!] and even when you try to be nice to the asshole; she keeps throwing jabs. At that point you should have let me take her by the throne, knee her in the pussy and then say I wouldn’t fuck you with a ten foot spear. *** This. Is. Why. You. DON’T. Underpower. Your. Main. Character!

Mei: Does NOT need to be that chunky. You have Implants. You have all the bio tech bullshit that presumably will help the MC catch up (if the introduction to some of the characters – or their Fathers >.< You want me to try clamping your nuts asshole, and see if you want to date my daughter… why don’t you write yes player; I want my entire genetic legacy to just STOP – doesn’t put most players off) She could have the body of D.Va and Mei’s face. Or again write her out of the game by making her ironically a giant freezy pop. There is NO reason to inclue body positivity bullshit that shouldn’t have been in the game in the first place. Why don’t you introduce Tracer and say she actually had to get butt implants because she literally had the flattest ass in the world… Uhm, no that might genuinely be hilarious. You probably should do that. But since you included this moron anyway – don’t do the obvious thing and make her the titjob character. That’s about the only sex scene she’d probably be fetish content for.

Look, the concept has potential and I know all about Rule 34, BUT even if it’s “parody” that’s not an auto defense or an instant win. You DO have to take some of this seriously. You made him the “lust god” great. How about an actually fucking useful ability so he can defend himself against a pyschopath that drugs him to fuck the first night he’s even there (because rape against a male is SO funny…) or her dumbass daughter that apparently doesn’t realize her wife is MC’s new cock slave. Or does and is being ENTIRELY passive aggressive about it. Probably because she doesn’t want to admit just how badly she always wanted to be the same >.< [There is a right way to write this kind of character… there has to be SOME level of vulnerability; she can seem forced into it, she can appreciate that he’s more gentle about it than she thought he’d be… she can see that he wants to do this thing about as much as she wants it done and their both going to be forced to do it… there are ways to make her SYMPATHETIC, WHILE also mantaining a justifiable anger against the SITUATION that does not translate to being outright hostile or venomous to the player. Or even specifically anti male – given you stated marriages are more like political contracts and DON’T necessarily equate any romantic connotation at all] I’m willing to see where you go for an update or two…

But knock it the fuck off with the “strong independant woman” crap. A HAREM is about MALE power. It’s a MALE power fantasy. Even in Parody concept. He’s not going to ever be very powerful if you keep letting females take pointless pot shots at his nuts. Physically or otherwise. There is a level of wall that says like En Vogue: No, you’re never gonna get it. So why bother trying? Let the player GROW into HIS OWN POWER; and let him SHINE – so that way the females have a GENUINE reason to want to accept his advances, or trust him as team leader that won’t outright cock things up in sending them out to get unanimously slaughtered. Or have his hand held the whole time by a retardedly over hyped GRANDMOTHER who is also literally never going to be one if her daughter keeps up this fucking behavior.

Needs sex sounds then would be peak