Goth Gasp
About Goth Gasp
When your girlfriend Mia gets fired right after closing the biggest deal in her company’s history, the two of you are forced to start over in a new city.
With nothing but bad timing and reckless optimism, your only chance at survival is building a business from scratch.
What kind of business? No idea. How it’s supposed to work? Even less.
But the “Department of Unclear Goals” won’t run itself.
While Mia hustles on her end, your job is to secure new contacts. Which, in practice, means meeting strange new people, earning their trust (or not), and convincing them to work with you by any questionable means available.
The rest? That’s for you to discover.
Downloads
Confused about how the downloading works? Here is a handy guide
- Delete previous goth gasp folder - Download - unzip - open Goth Gasp.exe
• ~100+ pages of story
• 1400+ images
• 4 animated H-scenes
• Introduces 4 main cast characters
• SFW mode (replacing all NSFW scenes with some special ones)
• Thought out graphic design of the whole game
• Around 3-6h of gameplay.
Minimum
OS: Windows 7+ / macOS 10.10+ / Linux
CPU: Dual Core 1.5 GHz
RAM: 2 GB
GPU: Integrated Graphics
Storage: 1.02 GB
Recommended
OS: Windows 10+ / macOS 12+ / Linux
CPU: Dual Core 2.0 GHz
RAM: 4 GB
GPU: Any dedicated GPU
Storage: 1.02 GB
First problem – Ice pack when he does morning push ups. I eat a balanced diet and maintain strict discipline… As a GOTH! (Fuck right off with that) * Most Goths wouldn’t be metros mate. There are those who are – Goth is a different thing. Entirely. You’re either not taking the whole Goth thing at all seriously enough; or you’re trying to write the Unicorn. [A Goth who is HAPPY – AND Likes themselves] I’m pretty sure as a Goth myself, I can only do one of those things at a time. (Also – relax people, this is at least half way, kinda sorta, a joke. Maybe?)
10 push ups. Most people, even 23 year olds, can barely do 10. You MIGHT get to 100. If you do it for about 10 years. He’s not 23 TECHNICALLY. He is 23. If you write I am 23 techincally, then you add the point; in about 2 weeks. 2 days, x, y, z Etc. That’s when it would be “technically.” As in, almost but not quite there yet. Will be soon – and it would be more Goth to joke “If I survive that long.”
I am 43 and I can get up to maybe 30 push ups (I had to stop for a good while, for health issues; but I was up to 35 in a set before the health issues just about 2 years ago. Yes, I could use technically here. I actually am a Goth, and I’m not that much of an asshole. Unless you piss me off. Or you’re an internet troll in comments)
1000 push ups, is you ripping off Saitama and taking it way the fuck too far. If someone did 1 k push ups a freaking DAY; how the hell does he have time to get to work? How does he have any freaking ENERGY to get to work. Or DO work. At all. His arms would be DEAD. Literally cannot move; I think I broke all of my EVERYTHING (many and varied ligaments by the way – you TEAR muscle in order to build it, and it doesn’t grow back as quickly as Wolverine) kind of why am I still alive, just to suffer sort of ded. If it’s a joke, it’s not as funny as you think it is.
Game doesn’t even have the “Superpowers” tag – and unless he becomes Blade or literal Dracula (who can still make kids, damn it) then he ain’t doing 1 k push ups in a day. On his best one, or ever. That just tells me whoever wrote that sentence probably can’t do 15 push ups themselves.
Second major problem – even with the Streamer Mode (which is fucking pointless in a Porn Game posted to a Porn Game Site!) turned OFF = I don’t know if it was lazy as balls on your part or if it was because prologue or what – she says Get Naked and pounces like she’s a fucking Neko… but – No Sex is shown! >.< It’s a fucking cartoon. Did you forget to pay the artists or what? It’s not even realistic (which is a turn off/makes it harder to want to do what we’re all here for – I’m not saying the “art” is bad. Cartoon is less my style)
Then you suddenly yoink to SANDBOX mode. There was an achievement unlocked (basically for existing – which you can’t even see as far as I could figure out how the fuck to try to find them) and that was me DONE. If you want me to engage with a FemDom character right off = FUCK OFF. If you want to put that girl as the main, in a VN fine. You’re a DICK but fine. Metro boi would be the reason she pulls that off at all; especially as a pair of “Goths.” If you’re going to have achievements, also fine. Minigames are you can so especially bite every inch of my ass, in general. If you’re gonna add sandbox on top of all that, the answer is Not Happening.
Doesn’t matter what OTHER Goths (who might ACTUALLY be Goths…) you could later put in the game. Doesn’t matter because I know you’re going for “Quirky” over actual substantive CHARACTER. The PLAYER is the one who should be DOMINANT. Assholes. The girl as a Goth should be only MORE inclined to be WILLINGLY SUBMISSIVE. Because she shouldn’t want to LOSE the arse. She shouldn’t be the one with the BALLS in this duo. Not upfront, and frankly not the fuck at all.
We deal with that shit enough in REAL LIFE. I’m not signing up to a game just so you passive aggressive little pencil dicks can insult the fuck out of your own MC’s and ASSUME that it’s okay if YOU write them to be Sub to some dumbfuck female who’s going to hit a brick wall in about 10 years and have no means of power to CONTROL the guy that realizes what an ass she’s been after she stops having sex with him… but you guys never think about characters in the vein of how it would be in reality. You want me to believe these characters are “immersive,” and CARE enough to INVEST in them; you have to write them to treat their LI’s like they were actual people. You think it’s FUNNY that the guy ended up ONLY having like the clothes on his back… and the GIRL gets to bitch that he even had that?!? If it was you in real life, would that be funny. What part of that is a joke to you? It doesn’t make her Dominant. It doesn’t make her “powerful.” It makes her an ASSHOLE! Straight up.
And you wonder why I spend so much time calling all of you genius’ names… The fuck is wrong with your brain. I gave you just enough time to know damned well nothing you’re going to put in this game is going to do anything for me. Or have ANYTHING to do with being Goth except what some people believe is Trendy, as “The Look.” Which ISN’T Goth. It’s just aesthetics.